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Bo Shinbreaker. The teams Offensive
coordinator and conditioning coach.
He has been put in charge of returning
firm hand, but his players would do
anything for him without question. The
Miners feel comfortable putting
complete control of the team in his
hands as he has shown many times
that he is completely committed to the
franchise.
coordinator and conditioning coach.
He has been put in charge of returning
firm hand, but his players would do
anything for him without question. The
Miners feel comfortable putting
complete control of the team in his
hands as he has shown many times
that he is completely committed to the
franchise.
Bloody Ryan. The team's new
Defensive coordinator. He has been
giving the task of improving this
defense. Specifically to get them
keeping teams out of the Miners
endzone. The top priority for Bloody is
to get this team playing hard nosed
Bloodbowl again and to stop the easy
TDs from their opponents.
Defensive coordinator. He has been
giving the task of improving this
defense. Specifically to get them
keeping teams out of the Miners
endzone. The top priority for Bloody is
to get this team playing hard nosed
Bloodbowl again and to stop the easy
TDs from their opponents.
The Slayer's Totem.
Before any kickoff the team's Slayers will
gather around the Slayer's Totem and
discuss their plans to find a great death
on the next drive. The Totem often keeps
track of how many casualties have been
inflicted in the match so far.
Before any kickoff the team's Slayers will
gather around the Slayer's Totem and
discuss their plans to find a great death
on the next drive. The Totem often keeps
track of how many casualties have been
inflicted in the match so far.
Hairy Scary, and Steve Stoner,
are at all the Miners games in
The Big House. Keeping the fans
up with what is going on down on
the pitch. They Bring their own
unique flavour to the game,
sometime drifting off topic
completely. Harry has a game he
is found of where he tries to
pronounce all the opposing
team's players names backwards.
The broadcast often gets more
vulgar as the match goes on,
and the Beer flows on. But the
fans love them, and it wouldn't
be a trip to The Big House without
hearing their voices.
are at all the Miners games in
The Big House. Keeping the fans
up with what is going on down on
the pitch. They Bring their own
unique flavour to the game,
sometime drifting off topic
completely. Harry has a game he
is found of where he tries to
pronounce all the opposing
team's players names backwards.
The broadcast often gets more
vulgar as the match goes on,
and the Beer flows on. But the
fans love them, and it wouldn't
be a trip to The Big House without
hearing their voices.
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Captain Kerrunch. Former
star blitzer, former team
captain, former defensive
coordinator. Currently the
teams Pep Squad leader. Its a
long and uncomfortable story,
if you really must know check
the news archives for the full
details.
star blitzer, former team
captain, former defensive
coordinator. Currently the
teams Pep Squad leader. Its a
long and uncomfortable story,
if you really must know check
the news archives for the full
details.
Debbie the Dwarf,
the teams Cheerleader and
moral support coach. After
any Miners game win or lose
she is the first to greet the
players as they come off the
pitch. She can often be seen
outside of the game hanging
out with the teams Blockers.
Several vicious rumours have
been spread about her after
hours activities, but she
assures us they are not true.
the teams Cheerleader and
moral support coach. After
any Miners game win or lose
she is the first to greet the
players as they come off the
pitch. She can often be seen
outside of the game hanging
out with the teams Blockers.
Several vicious rumours have
been spread about her after
hours activities, but she
assures us they are not true.
Grumpy Hardnuts, the head
referee of The Big House.
The players have a bit of a
love hate relationship with him,
but he doesn't care. Anytime
an opposing player is ejected
from the match the crowd at
The Big House will begin the
chant "Firm But Fair!, Firm But
Fair!"
referee of The Big House.
The players have a bit of a
love hate relationship with him,
but he doesn't care. Anytime
an opposing player is ejected
from the match the crowd at
The Big House will begin the
chant "Firm But Fair!, Firm But
Fair!"
Every team needs their inspiration. The Miners keep several kegs ready to
be tapped in their dugout.
be tapped in their dugout.